Thursday, October 7, 2010

I have a gift for you.

My friends, voting ends in less than 12 short hours.  That means if you are reading this, and have not professed your love for la bouche, you need to click this link, and flippin’ vote.  It will take you 30 seconds, and I will give you my first born cat.  Or maybe the second one, it’s a hard call, but I’ll make it if I have to.

Actually, I have a gift for you right now, just for being here.   

That right there, is a certified range free, grass fed, baby cow a frolicking.  Special Secret Agent Sarah found him on her trip out west.  Do you know why I am posting this picture?  BECAUSE SOMEONE IS STILL SEARCHING BABY COWS and FINDING my BLOG.  

I have offered you a 4 course meal, and my first born cat. What more do you want me to give you for you to come forward and officially be my friend? My kidney?  You can’t have Dad, I found him first and he does the dishes, so no. Not that, but I’m willing to consider a lock of his hair if you are cool enough and won’t make some crazy voodoo shit out of it.

Ok, expect a lengthy post later on one of my childhood/adulthood favorite meals. I’ll give you a hint:


OH for the love of God, don't play that loud at work, but it is freakin funny and don't tell me it's not. I's sorr, Mom. 


GO VOTE FOR MY BLOG RIGHT NOW AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERS!

Love,

Whit

4 comments:

  1. Hahaha, I LOVE this post. You are beyond hilarious and your dinner party entry was fantastic! I already voted for you. :) Good luck.

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  2. You are too funny and yes, I already voted for you! Hope you make it to the next round!

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  3. I am so amused that you actually read that final part of my blog about the blue elastic band of the lobster claw!!

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