What wild ride its been, and continues to be. I wanted to make this post special, so I thought let's talk about how crazy you guys are.
Everyone knows I'm a six blend of nuts, but you guys, well I don't quite call you out enough. You crack my shit up. Every time I look into searched phrases, I giggle, pee a tiny bit, and move on with my life knowing you crazy birds are out there, silently giving me laughs.
The Top-however many I can think of phrases-that YOU search and find my blog:
Everyone can recall baby cows being brought up here a time or 50 - and that has been a source of constant joking and laughter between the insiders of Amuse Bouche. Let's take a trip down memory lane
What started it all
The baby cows to frolick
And to date, consistently there are at least 4 people who search 'baby cows', 'baby cows frolicking', or even 'da baby cows to a frolick, son' and find Amuse Bouche. I offered dinner, I offered bragging rights, but no one would come forward and admit who they were. Well today - there's a new baby cow in town.
Someone searched the term:
shit the bed, Martha
and found this blog. SHIT THE BED, MARTHA?!?!?!? HAHAHAHHA!!!
Thank you. Thank you, thank you, THANK. YOU. I will from now on, use the term 'shit the bed, martha' freely and frequently.
These phrases, along with a slew of other goofy ones, have honestly turned bad days around. They put smiles on my faces and I see them as little presents in my stats.
So from all of my closest friends, from Brian, and myself, thank you, for hand feeding me material.
I leave you with 2 of the biggest hussies in the world to celebrate how amazing you all are!
|If you look real close, I'm pretty sure you can see Chloe's teet.|